May 2012
362 posts
goretrait: can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
May 29th
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jack-sparrow: There’s A Special Place In Hell For People Who Type Like This
May 29th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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i really want a tattoo but i want to find something that i absolutely love so ugh i need to find someone who will design something for me but i can’t give them any inspiration because i don’t know what i want i’m really helpful
May 28th
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May 28th
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cannolis: im gonna make sure my children never make blogs
May 28th
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i don’t care man you can’t even defend that it’s fucking weird to refer to someone as your “daddy” during sex or even just generally because you’re dating or whatever it is the worst thing in the world i hate it damn
May 28th
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iwannabeamilf: the whole…calling your sexual partner “daddy” or the “who’s your daddy?” thing are the creepiest things i’ve ever heard of. i do not understand how in the fuck that is even remotely sexy to anyone.  really. just… ew.  is she supposed to say, “you are”? cause…omfg that’s gross….it’s the same thing as saying, “yeah, who’s your daughter” to the guy.
May 28th
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Cutting “love me” into your flesh is the worst way to try and get people to love you.
May 28th
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ryanamusements: patiently waiting for someone to agree to move to florida with me
May 28th
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I hate when girls are all to blame for the “friendzone” thing. A girl I know has a guy friend who just like told her how much he likes her and how he tried to forget about it by being with other girls but he can’t stop thinking about her and then he legit broke up with his girlfriend and she honestly doesn’t even like him like that and now it’s fucking awkward...
May 28th
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I really need to get paid already I want a heart shaped nose stud :(
May 28th
queenofmcdonalds: someone makes a funny joke text post on tumblr someone copies it and puts it as their status on facebook their friend comments “omg you’re so funny ahahah” person comments “ahaha thankyou it just came out of nowhere” the cycle repeats
May 28th
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May 28th
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Patiently waiting for Anchorman 2 to come out.
May 28th
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shaving23spiders: kkkathing: could really do with some onion rings
May 28th
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kanyenorthwest asked: Can I just say, without sounding offensive, you have lost loads of weight and look amazing! You were beautiful before but I didn't realise how much you'd actually lost! Well done :) x
May 28th
May 28th
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Watching some Doctor Who from when David Tennant was playing him instead of doing my assignments. Man I give an assignment in and then I get two new ones I cba
May 28th
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May 28th
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WatchWatch
h0odrich: i can recite this video upside down drunk and asleep
May 28th
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I wrote a haiku
leslie-crusher: I hate group projects just let me do it myself everyone else sucks
May 28th
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Anonymous asked: how many guys you slept with? honestly
May 28th
aw shit i couldn’t get my nose hoop all the way through so i tried to take it out but i can’t get it out so it’s neither in or out it’s kind of just halfway and my nose is going to heal up fuck this
May 28th
when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said your status will be like going to a concert with friends!!!!!111 and said adult will be like hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
May 28th
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May 28th
Wow I should have left for college an hour ago. My lesson has started what am I doing acting like my attendance isn’t shit…..
May 28th
May 27th
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necrolust: this is a harvester salad appreciation post 
May 27th
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I hate when Microsoft word tries to correct me but it’s wrong.
May 27th
madeagoestohell: madeagoestohell: friending my school cafeteria lady on facebook was literally the best decision of my life
May 27th
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May 27th
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sydneyisnotaustralian replied to your photo: this fucking nose hoop is causing me some fucking… dude i know. i have the same issue. i had to try a billion times to get it in. they are like the worst and i’m not even meant to be changing it because i got my nose re-pierced 2 days ago but the stud keeps falling out because they pierced it with an earring :/
May 27th
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shaving23spiders: His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti
May 27th
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illinois: the year is 2012 sexy has disappeared once again only one man can bring it back
May 27th
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CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE
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May 27th
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going to watch 21 jump street because there’s one that’s actually decent quality online yeahh
May 26th
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