February 2012
247 posts
imagine if your future daughter becomes a porn star
Feb 29th
Giving my debit card to my Mom because I literally have no self control.
Feb 29th
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I got paid today and I’m pretty sure I’ve spent all of my money. Disappointed in myself and my lack of will power.
Feb 29th
Feb 29th
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This woman on the bus just hit her child because me fell off his chair when the bus stopped…. Seriously he’s like 3 his feet don’t even touch the floor from that seat damn.
Feb 29th
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For some reason I thought the Hunger Games was coming out on the 3rd of March but it’s the 23rd and aw man
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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jesusjack replied to your post: My College attendance is 64% and according to the… i haven’t turned up to uni in 4 months and all i’ve had is an email ok i thought mine was bad but wow
Feb 28th
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My College attendance is 64% and according to the College (I do not agree) I have attended 153 out of 239 possible attendances. This is a lie I refuse to believe I’ve missed that much man I’m being set up.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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my college attendance is 64% and the college has called my mom so i’m in the shit basically
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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i will never understand the meal of a cold sandwich and chips
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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i can’t use missinge anymore because it won’t let me reblog posts or answer my asks you win tumblr you fucking win and i hate you
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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so there’s this guy at work and i am in love with him i have a problem i get infatuated with people way too easily
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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i will never understand people who do huge giveaways especially when it’s electronics and stuff and not just clothes EBAY EXISTS
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: you still want a nose job?
Feb 25th
blondeyxo asked: I think you're the younger, black version of me xxxxxx
Feb 25th
i am going to be in £27,000 worth of debt for uni so i figure i may as well just throw on money for the cosmetic surgery i am destined to have
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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reem will always sound like another word for vomit to me “omg he just reemed on the rug” gross
Feb 25th
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aw that time cheryl cole quit uk xfactor for us xfactor and then got fired and then got back with her cheating ex husband and dyed her hair blonde for attention poor cheryl
Feb 25th
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i’ve watched every single episode of the vampire diaries that exists now i don’t know what to do
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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i hate when people pat me on the back when they hug me
Feb 25th
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joshfrancesgay: remember when cheryl cole tried to have a solo career  remember when cheryl cole tried to have a career
Feb 25th
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some of you are super  duper  gay
Feb 25th
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I wish I could stop my eyebrows from growing 2 seconds after I get them threaded. 
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: who do you ship - vampire diaries?
Feb 25th
lardypoison: Don’t embarrass me in front of the internet
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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hype-ting: unrealkilroy: This video will definitely leave you speechless.  I was confused from beginning to end. She definitely needed to get Tempa t’d. No girl should be wearing the Du-rag and hat combo anyway. she is taking a new kind of drug man she just called an elederly woman a hoe because she said she could freestyle at her or something  what is happening in this girls’ head
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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adrianshhh: Awkwardly standing there when your friend is talking to someone you don’t know is so unpleasant
Feb 23rd
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tyleroakley: I’m a giant faggot.
Feb 23rd
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Imagine if Rihanna got back together with Chris Brown and he just beat the shit out of her again. No sympathy.  None. 
Feb 23rd
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dog across the road is getting mad at me for no reason I’m just walking and it’s getting rabid man
Feb 20th
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i’ve clicked like 6 links now and “this video has been removed due to copyright infringement” what is happening i am not paying for this show i want it for free
Feb 19th
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